5.04.2012

Life Changer

I want to share a secret with you today.

A secret so staggering that it will change your life and shift your paradigms.

I promise you, that this secret, will take you on a journey of life to the realm of the senses and back.

I am speaking of course of ramen shop, no, ramen temple, known to us mortals as Ganko. And the lengend of Ganko began like this:

Years ago, a young man by the name of Ichijo Yasuyuki from Miyagi Prefecture began his quest of vanquishing the forever-unsatisfied hungry stomach and salarymen who tongues have already saturated with the taste of second rate ramen. The year was Showa 57 (1982), the beginning of Japan's economy bubble and the start of the Ramen-Mafia-Wars. This was a war period where notorious masters rose to the demands of fat wallets and fought for everlasting fame and honor. Armed with nothing more than a shabby shed, buckets of bones, handful noodles and the much-thought-after chashuu meat, the masters consolidated decades of trials and errors into a single bowl of ramen. Ichijo Yasuyuki, who made his name in this period, was a men amongst men, and a master amongst master.


Master Ichijo Yasuyuki
 一条 安雪 さん

Ichijo started his brand of ramen called 「Ganko」meaning "This is going to be most ass kickin' ramen joint in the world" or stubborn. Ichijo's philosophy is customers first. This is the kind of guy that would be depressed for days if a tastebud-deficient customer left soup or noodles in the bowl. It just so happened that the start of Ichijo's career was quiet turbulent. Other than being wholeheartedly worshipped by friends and family, most customers was not accustomed to his early and heavily flavored soup. It makes sense for him to name his shop Ganko, for it must have been inspired by his spirit of perseverance. 

The only two other things that Ichijo loves more than ramen is his alcohol and cigarrettes, a trade mark of a true bad ass. Ichijo does not concern himself with the clutter-fuck world of teen idol advertisement or meaningless prices competition. Ramen, satisfied costumers and inner goodness is all that he cares for. This is why the original Ganko store, tucked away in a insignificant valley somewhere in Nishi-Waseda, is nothing more than a hole in the wall covered up by a black tarp. No ads, no store front signs, no hustlers, just a large piece of cow bone to indicate that the shop is open. Unable to stand the shame of costumers leaving leftovers, if he doesn't get the soup right, he doesn't open the store. What a Stubborn-son-of-a-gun!


Original Ganko located somewhere in Nishiwaseda 

Ichijo, experimented with his first bowl of ramen at the tender ago of nine while trying to imitate the recipe that his father brought back from Manchuria. He struck gold when he decided to mix beef bone stocking with the ageless classic of salt based soup. From there he was an unstoppable force of ramen-creating awesomeness, experimenting with putting chicken bones, pork bones, konbu, and other secret ingredients in the soup. Modern ramen can trace their lineage back to Ichijo's Ganko. 



Another tradition of Ganko is the devil ramen. (悪魔ラーメン) Every fourth Friday of the month after 3pm, a new type/variety of ramen is produced. A sign in the store reads "The devil ramen is not for everyone, approach with caution. Since it's experimental, it might make you uncomfortable."

Ichijo himself ran this ramen shop in the picture above for 20 years. In 2001, he turned it over to one of his disciples. In fact, Ichijo has more than over 20 disciplines, all of them operate ramen shops in Tokyo and around the country. Ichijo asks everyone of disciplines what ramen means to them. The old master is most satisfied when someone simply answers that ramen in delicious and worth making. Anyone who tries to flatter the old man with comments like "It's the food of the soul. I would die without Ramen." is told by the master that those words are better suited for monks at a temple. No Bullshit.

The Ganko shop halfway between Baba and Waseda takes the phrase hole-in-the-wall literally. It appears as if someone took a sledgehammer and caved in a sections of a first floor apartment and covered it with a black tarp. The inside of the shop can only be described in one word, grimy. Two decades of lard, smoke, and salt has covered the interior with a layer of questionable substances. The walls are charred black. The entire store, barely fits five people centers around a make-shift counter, looking into the back section which is stuffed with pots, sinks and the lone master.



Unfortunately, the man in the picture is not Ichijo, he is a disciple of Ichijo, a man who can claim to be a master in his own right. This master, whose name is unknown to us, is taciturn in character. His old blue bike, parked outside the shop, speaks to his spartan life style and detachment from wealth and capitalism. Wearing simple blue-collar clothing, he has a towel wrap around his neck at all times. Whether the towel is there for style or function is yet to be seen. The bearded master speaks only the most essential words いっらしゃい and ありがとうございます. No energy is wasted on speech.  His entire being is focused on making your ramen. The preparation process is simple yet meticulous. It is as if he is a one-man-orchestra, playing the most beautiful symphony of the senses. He starts with the allegro by throwing the noodles into a giant pot and pouring the soup base in the bowls, a hint at what is to come. The adagio is a tease. He slowly takes out a block of perfectly cooked chashuu and slices it slowly infront of you. It turned us into voyeurs of food porn. The minuet is the elaborate heating of the lard. Finally, we come to the concluding sonata, where the above said components come together with the thinly sliced chives and pickled bamboo shoots. He then places all of the orders on the counter, in anticipation of the final crescendo.



In swift and precise movements, he pours the lard on the chives. Here is where you hear the music! The sizzling of the chives indicate what is about to come. A fuckin' good bowl of noodles.


Ganko only has two simple options for ramen. Salt based soup or Soy Sauce based soup. On first look, this bowl of noodle is simple, way to simple. It doesn't have the visual affect compared to say, tonkotsu ramen. You might be impressed with the two large pieces of chashuu but still be relatively doubtful of the hype around the noodles. And then you take your first slurp.... 

And that's the moment your life changed. 

Ganko ramen's flavor is heavy and salty. The noodle, middle sized and hard, takes on the flavor of the soup. The noodles, as it should, become the focus of this bowl of ramen. Sure, the chasyuu is nice and the bamboo shot is slightly sweet. But they are nothing more than complementaries for the noodle. The soup is something else. I have never had something so flavorful. The salt and lard might be hard to take at first. But the aftertaste, oh god the aftertaste, lingers long after you have left the shop. 


The rare uninitiated might have a hard time accepting the flavor of Ganko. But I promised you, after you have eaten this bowl of ramen, you will be thinking about it for days. As I am writing this, the flavor of the soup returned to my mouth and my stomach is begging me to have another "ganko party".


A place like this is too special to just give away. This is why I will only tell you that it is somewhere between Baba and Waseda. Here is a picture of the alleyway that contains Ganko. Going to Ganko needs to be a pilgrimage of the ramen soul. It opens mon-fri from 12pm. Actually, you should be lucky that you have access to Ganko at all. It use to be a member only ramen shop meaning that you needed an introduction to eat there.

Unsurprisingly, Ganko in not only a force to be recon with in the Tokyo ramen world, it has also achieved international notoriety. The New York Times called it the best ramen in Tokyo. For all of you tech savy folks, I believe there should be no problem for you to dig up info and directions to Ganko on Goolge.

So go forth my friends, go and seek out the prefect bowl of shio ramen. Remember to mark your calendar on this rare occasion where you tastebuds are going be blown through the heavens.

I am looking forward to reading your comments. And of corse, feel free to contact me for directions if you are hopelessly lost.

RATING


Price: 750 Yen
Location: Not too bad 
Atmosphere: Legendary 
Wait time: Depends 
Taste: Legendary

2.25.2012

Bukkake

*This posted was typed up by the beardless after that bastard of a partner, the bearded, aka Eric, put off posting this for three months. 

This week's restaurant (高木や Takagiya) changed my life. My eating habits, my enjoyment of a little dish called Tsukemen, and most importantly, I came to question my partner's manhood.




I'll be frank in stating that the attractiveness of the Tenin(店員)is a HEAVY influence on my enjoyment of any given dining facility. So when we first stepped into this second floor studio that was rather reminiscent of a manga cafe for the self-hating salaryman, I wasn't prepared for the endless joy that awaited me. A lone man cooked my medium-spice tsukemen while I could only gaze dumb-foundedly as beardless ordered a steaming plate of bukkake.


Bukkake.


While tearing through my tsukemen between heartfelt laughs at my partner's choice of meals, he seemed to be enjoying his steaming load on noodles.

Perhaps now I should describe the said tsukemen. As a hairy-chested man, I like some kick in my mouth, and the soup here did not disappoint. Thick and meaty, and definitely the spiciest food I've had since coming to Japan. If you've been hurtin' for some saliva squirtin' this is your place. I'll even admit that I had to knock back a few glasses of water as I slurped that spicy shit down. Now the reason that I'm not afraid to admit that is because while I was chuggin that mizu, beardless was in tears.


Crying. Like little 4 year old who got told she's been eating too many cookies and needs to slow down if she wants to make it to 30. Like a man who realizes maybe he's not quite the man he wants to be and orders bukakke on his noodles. Like a beardless little bitch (this is payback for talking me down on your last couple posts...douche)

So to add to my enjoyment of my spicy soup & Beardless' tears, I was rewarded even further when the absolute cutest Tenin in the world presented herself to me. She was Chinese, and while listening to her try to speak Japanese to her boss, my little heart melted into a spicy stew. But I didn't cry. When she danced for joy after getting her day off, I simply couldn't Contain myself and had to pay and leave immediately. This is not creepy. This is what a quality dining experience should be.

Did I also mention that this place was decked out with Nekoramen pictures and models? If you don't know Nekoramen, click the link below before I force you to order bukakke.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOyWqgnnRic

THE LOCATION

Takagiya is located in a back alley pretty close to Takadanobaba station.

http://maps.google.com/maps/place?q=%E9%AB%98%E6%9C%A8%E3%82%84&hl=en&ie=UTF8&cid=5275475432703452973

THE VERDICT



The Bearded One: Overall 4.5 out of 5 beards. I ain't afraid to say it. My partner may not agree (Ha!) but I will be back again. And again. And maybe one more time. Mmmm

2.17.2012

Shinawaga Ramen


Today we feature a guest blogger! Even though she might not have a handsome beard, Sarah knows what she is talking about. So enjoy this one, because I promise you the grammatical quality of this post is going to be unusually high. (Also, I am planning a post sometime in the near future on this famed shinatatsu ramen street outside of the Shinagawa Eki)



You know that travel guide your mom gave you before you went off to Tokyo? That section on Shinagawa doesn’t seem very exciting. And probably the only real reason you ever had to go there was for your work permit. Of course it doesn’t help that they only mention in passing the wonders of 品達 (しなたつ)out of Takanawa Exit, that ramen/donburi paradise that is only known by true-born Tokyoites (i.e., my host mom). Seven ramen shops. Five donburi restaurants. So many choices it would be impossible to not find something you’ll like (if you can’t, you must be an annoyingly picky eater).


Price: 3.5 out of 5 taiyakis, depending on what you get
Location: 2.5
Atmosphere: 4
Wait time: 4.5
Taste: 4

So I admit, I had no idea what I was getting into. It would have been nice if my host mom had mentioned this place existed before I left the house, but oh well. I was just hungry after waiting an hour and a half for An-chan, who never showed up anyways. We went into the first ramen place we saw.

A seemingly simple obaasan and ojiisan restaurant, Fuujin makes no claims to greatness except for their handmade gyoza, which of course you can watch ojiisan make pretty much the whole time you’re there since nearly every single customer orders them. But just because it’s ramen and gyoza doesn’t make it simple in taste. I lost track of the different kinds of ramen and tsukemen you could order. 普通、辛い、野菜たっぷり。。。whatever flavor you’re craving they can do it (and even if they can’t there are 11 other places right next door to choose from). Since I’m cheap, I went for gyoza (¥370) and futsuu ramen (¥590). Bill ordered the gyoza and rice/soup set. Everything came up in 5 minutes or less, which automatically made me love obaasan and ojiisan more because I was HUNGRY. Did I mention that An-chan made us wait for an hour and a half?




First, the gyoza. Six beautifully hand-crafted gyoza just for you by ojiisan. Stuffed with meat and veggies and love. And you can actually taste it! What a great way to cure a gyoza deficiency, rather than trying to stuff yourself full of 50+ mediocre oily-tasting frozen fast-food gyoza (I actually lost track somewhere in the 30s, but you get the idea). It’s with good reason this shop advertises their homemade gyoza. They’re even better covered in shouyu and vinegar, mixing perfectly with the ground pork and onions to make your taste buds dance with joy.



Sadly, I am not a ramen professional like Flo is, but even I can tell this is good stuff. You’ve got your charshu, egg, bamboo shoots, lots of onions and TWO kinds of seaweed! The charshu may be thin but it is packed with that amazing savory-salty broth that your ramen is soaking in. Though I’m not a huge fan of nori in my ramen, the konbu was a tasty alternative. And of course no ramen is complete without the perfectly soft-boiled egg with the bright-orange yolk. Paired with tender yellow ramen noodles it’s like you’ve come home to your mom’s best home-made meal. Besides the fact that my (real) mom would never dream of making ramen for us when we were growing up, and my host mom will always just do instant ramen. So in that case, even better.



The Verdict

While I love my obaasan/ojiisan shops, you can probably find ones just as good closer to where you live so you don’t have to pay the extra train fare. But if you’re in the neighborhood, definitely stop by. You’ve already ventured out of the safety of Takadanobaba so you might as well get out of the 500 yen lunch budget too (unless you have a 1000yen lunch budget, in which case PPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHH).

How To Get There

As long as you take almost any JR line you’ll probably pass through Shinagawa, though Yamanote is likely to be easiest. Go out Takanawa Exit, cross Chuo-doori, and turn left.

1.16.2012

Big All Day Everyday!

Just when you thought you final found a small footing in the crazy, blood-alcohol level raising, breakneck  paced Tokyo,  just when you thought you found a bit of intellectual safe haven from the consistent mind-fuck of Japanese culture, just when you thought you figure things out...they do shit like this to you.

Two words.

BIG AMERICA.

I go to college in America. I got exposed to my fair share of American culture. I ate McDonlads, more times then I care to admit. Then I came to Japan and I just don't know anymore. The comfort that I took in knowing that I knew my McDonald menu inside and out was blown away by the that bitch-like frosty december wind. Nothing is certain in this world anymore.

Waseda McDonald
So there I was on the train, minding my own business, trying not to get myself squished between a salaryman who looks like he hasn't slept in three days and another salaryman who looks like he is about to mow down everyone who touches him, and it hit me. No. It slap me senselessly across the face.

*Not the Actual Ad*
It was a picture of sorts, with a pictures of a type of food that I once knew. No. It can't be. I won't let it be... The picture reminded me of a McDonald's burger. HOLY SHIT! It is an McDonald's burger. The dies are casted and I was on my way to McDonald.

First of all, the Big America campaign happened last year and maybe the year before. It was the single cause of the rise in blood pressure, cholesterol and poor performance at school in the year 2011. Why they have continue it this year is beyond me. (Sarcasm) McD will release one limited edition burger that is related to a location in America once in awhile. This year's line up features four important all American heritage site. The Grand Canyon, Bad ass! Las Vegas, Bad ass! Boardway, Hells yea! Beverly Hills!.... Yeah. Someone send McD Japan a letter telling them to hire an Authentic Loud American Gaijin who is not going to put Beverly Hills amongst the noble ranks Grand Canyon.

Bam! Here is the Burger.


 Well this is more like a teaser. I bet you want to undress this bad boy/bad girl depending on your perspective. Well I shall grant you the view pleasures.

BAM!



OOOOOOOO! DAMN! Need I say more?

Now let's talk about the taste. I mean this is a food blog after all. The first bite was warm and soft. Kind of like a hot cup of chocolate and a big thing of cotton candy paradoxically merge together. However, this burger got so much depth you have no idea what you are eating. It has the form of a big mac. The patty of a McSausage, the Egg of McMuffin and the sauce of McPrimeRibs. However, the dried onion was a nice original touch.

Second bite, still confused but seeing the light. Third bite, epiphany.

You see, this burger is a perfect fusion between breakfast and lunch. In other words, femininity and masculinity. The egg express the voluptuous and soft form of a damsel. The meat express the hardcore, occasionally meat-headed frat boy. But both come together in a orgy of harmony and balance. In short, the taste was purely fantastical. Well, at least until the fifth bite. Then it got played out.



How this burger relates to the Grand Canyon is still a mystery to me, just like how the Grand Canyon was formed is a mystery to me. But one thing is for sure, McDonald churned out this burger as a proud idolization of the Big American way. To think of this campaign in any other light, such as a marketing gimmick for people to buy more burgers, is purely insulting.

Now, my fellow Americans and non-Americans, go forth and reclaim your country's heritage gaily and proudly! Seriously, go now before this burger joins the history books.

Keep an eye out for the next review on the Las Vegas Burger.



12.30.2011

Soba Perfection

Happy Freakin' Holiday's y'all! Guess what? Santa Claus is a MYTH! Did he bring you presents for Christmas ? No ? No Shit Sherlock! But hey, look on the bright side. The Ramen Fairies exists. And by some unexplainable phenomena, the Bearded and the Beardless were lead by these magical creatures outside of the Waseda-Baba area to bring you into the food-orgasmic world of Tokyo. Welcome to the special holiday editions of the blog.

Also, just a side note, just a little something something. I'm going to lay this on you right now. The golden rule of life is, You want anything done, you do it yourself. For example, if you want to defeat fascism and  fuck Hitler up, you do it yourself, like the Inglorious Basterds. If you want to learn Japanese, you go hit on the Japanese ladies and males. And if you want a new blog post, you sure don't rely on your partner-in-crime who was suppose to have your back who was suppose to "raise out of the ashes like the phenix with two new posts ".

Anyways, I'm not bitter. Here is the place that I, The Beardless, will be reviewing.


Welcome to Kanda Yabu Soba. (かんだやぶ蕎麦) First of all, as a rule of thumb, anything that is really old, and I mean really old in Japan, you know that it's bond to be good. As a chef in Tokyo, I don't even think you can show your face with the big boys until you have a least made a single dish for more than 50 years. By the age of 80 ish, you are finally can consider yourself, even close to understand what the hell that you are cooking. Don't even think about perfection until you have passed on to the next world and have the luxury of eternal time to prefect your craft.

But, even though perfection is impossible. You can come pretty close.

Kanda Yabu Soba is tucked away in a little alley over shadowed by the towering fucking huge metal-steel structured high rises. It is a little sanctuary for the lost Tokyolite soul who had too much MacDonlads and western influence cuisines. This place looks like and temple and it certainly should be revered as one. One certainly do not just visit this place. One takes a pilgrimage to this  place. You better scrub yourself damn well, and soak for two hours in the Onsen before you come here to be enlightened by the Soba.


By now if you haven't figured out that this place sells Soba, you should just stop reading and hit yourself in the head with a biology 101 book. I will then come over to your house and present you with a Darwin award.

Yabu soba has been around since 1880. That's one hundred fucking thirty one years. Think about this, for 131 years, this place had made Soba everyday. When Japan was in the Meiji Era, they made soba. When Japan was kicking the butt of the russian in the first russo japanese war, they made soba, when your parents were born, they made soba, when Japan fought the second world war, they made soba. When all of the high raises building went up beside it, they made soba. This place survived war, bombings, American occupation and rowdy tourist gaijins. Think about that.



The interior of this place is real traditional. Long corridor leading to the dinning area. The sitting area is divided to the Tables and the traditional tatami area. If I found out that you came here and sat at the tables, I'm going to personally visit your house and hit you on the head with a biology 101 book. Yabu Soba is staffed all by obasan's. You will be greeted one of the finest version of いらしゃいませthat I have ever heard. It goes いらしゃませええええええええええ. Try and do that in your room. The cash counter is staffed by a younger woman wearing a fairly thick winter kimono. When you go out and pay she says something akin to No/Kabuki talk. Badass level 100.


Here comes the Soba. If you are a soba affectionado, then you will order the Seiro soba for 700 Yen. No bullshit add-on ebi-fry, just Soba and sauce.

This aint your average out of the package soba. They hand make this shit everyday. Each soba has 131 years of experience infused within to arouse the perfect balance between flavor and lightness. Each noodle, before they are served, are caressed by the hands of a mastero, who is probably 80 - 90 years old and have been making soba since he was 14.

For those of you less educated in the fine art of soba, you pick up the noodles, dip the soba in and then you slurp that shit. You slurp with all your might. Uses those cheek muscles. Make them sounds! If you still don't get it, then I suggest you stand in front of your mirror everyday for a good 15 minutes wondering why the hell are you doing in Japan and then practice the sucking motion until you get it right.

See ? My bro Laurence's got it.
















The closest station to Yabu soba is Akihabara. If you are ever there for some kinky anime fun, why not wind down and slurp away 131 years of pure history? If not for the soba, you should come here for the Zen like experience. Since this place should not be treated lightly, I will not attach a map of its location. For those of you with a strong curiosity and a desire to have good food. No the best food. You will find this place on your own. Plus their website has an english page.


PIC-CEPTION!

12.08.2011

Tiger Eagle Ramen

Long long time ago, in a distant land known only as China, man of great wisdom and prowess created the two greatest styles of martial arts known to man. They are the Tiger Fist of the North and Eagle Palm of the South. Undefeated by another forms of combat, these two power martial arts techniques has defended Chinese against thousands of years of mongol invasion. Famous practitioners of these forms includes but not limited to Confusion, Sun-zhi, Mao, and Jay Chow. As our world becomes increasingly peaceful (ha!)  these two forms are made obsolete. Luckily, the ramen master Ching Ling Chung from the land of China brought over both styles to Japan. And using its techniques, he created the Tiger Eagle Ramen. Ladies and Gentleman, I present to you, Tiger Eagle Ramen(麺屋武蔵 鹰虎). 

This place is hidden in a small alley right outside of Takananobaba station. You see Big Box? It's on the opposite side, across from rotary. What kind of place you ask? Well, it's a freakin hole in a wall. If you were in America, this is a place that you want to be running away from. Not Japan. Nope, like everything, there is a lot then meets the eye. 
Here is the Bearded-one posing outside of Tiger Eagle ramen. Remember his face, don't invite him to be in a group with you. He promised to do a blogpost three weeks go, but was apparently "busy" and couldn't do them. I think we call that Bullshit in English. 

Once you step into this hole in the wall, you know that you have just enter the den of a master. We felt like humble children walking into the infamous dojo for the first time, ready to be instructed in the Art of Ramen. The decorate is slick, modern and efficient. Everything has a purpose. And that purpose is to create the perfect ramen. Did I mention that they also play hip hop music in the background? Try to eat your ramen with hip hop music in the background. Don't question it, just try it.


Everything in this shop, from the tshirt of the ramenya-san, to their hats, to the stools, to the bowls are custom made. Everything matches seamlessly and expresses the theme of eagle and tiger. Awesomeness? It's over 9000!!! Even the Ranmenya-san look like badass out of mortal combat. One of them had the grey/blond hair combination down and the I have a lot of piercing and I don't care attitude.

You ready for the ramen?



I think it's enough if I just finish this post here. A picture speaks a thousand words. See that big fat piece of meat? That's the tiger. See the round piece of meat? That's the eagle.

The soup base actually has similar to tsukemen. But it's also thick like the soup base has been boiled for hours and hours in which every essence of the meat and bone they used to make the soup base has been extracted.

For those two big pieces of meat you are looking at 1000 Yen for this bowl of ramen. If you skip this big piece of meat and then go for the normal, weak, unimpressive one, then you will save money. But at what cost? When your friends ask you when you go home what kind of noodles have you eaten while in Japan, are you going to show them a normal picture of the generic ramen? Or are you going to show them this bad boy? Plus, how can you dare to break this legendary combo?

THE VERDICT

Serious what do you need me to say? Go and experience or maybe survive it. According to the Japanese people that I talk to, 1000 Yen for this bowl of ramen with those two big chunks of meat is cheap. So there you have it. As a lasting thought, here I present the ramen one more time. 




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11.30.2011

Super Ramen

Let's begin this post by talking about a little something called responsibility. It's kind of important in life especially if you are the partner of this up-and-coming food blog and have a partner who has been waiting for you to update a post so that we won't loose and piss off the readers. Yeah, so responsibility. Winston Churchill once said, the price of greatness is responsibility. Well, bearded-one, you better take your broke ass home cause you ain't got no money for no greatness! Anyhow, now that's out of the way let's get on with the food. Let's not start a civil war here. 



Location: 4
Wait Time: 4
Atmosphere: 3.5
Price: 5
Taste: 4



In this post, we are reviewing Super Ramen.  Yes, the name of this place is スーパーラーメン. And it's store sign boasts that they specialize in the fat on the back of the pig. I kid you not. Take out your kanji dictionary and study. 


This shop is located far from Waseda but close to Takananobaba. It's prefect for when you want to skip period 3 or wanting that well deserved chow-down after a "hard" day of work in SILS. First thing I want to draw your attention to is the price, 390 Yen. How much is an Onigiri? How much is an Onigiri + a strange Japanese concoction of god-know what. Yeah, exactly. This place is SUPER cheap. 390 Yen Ramen? I'll eat that All day, Everyday!

And as an added bonus, for you dudes out there who wants to built big muscle to impress the ladies but feel shorted by the Japanese staple diet of fish and rice, the first 100 costumers gets a free boiled egg! It's free and boiled. Point made.




First thought after I got this 390 Yen Ramen. "Damn this looks like it's from Naruto..." 


Lo and Behold,


I'd say that's pretty damn close! Don't envy that line of (meat?) organize perfectly in the shape of the island of Japan. Because if you are going to eat that much fat meat, then you might as well check yourself to a hospital after for preventative measures against an unforeseen heart attack. Damn, even the bowl's got similar designs. This reason alone is enough for you to get your butt down there and have this ramen. But since we are running a serious food blog here. We will review the ramen. 

The soup is a thick soy base. It is heavy, it is bold and it is fat. Though white blobs are exactly what you think they are. They are little droplets of fat from the freakin' back of the pig. Good to know guys. And if that's not enough oil for you, the noodle is sunk underneath a layer of oil. Oh! Don't get me wrong. This was delicious. The oils were like little white pearls floating on top of a clear film of soul essence. Meat, satisfying. Noodles, hard. Seaweed, soggy. Naruto fish cake thing, fuck yes! 

THE VERDICT

So there you have it folks! Try this place out folks! It's good for you pockets, good for your cravings and good for your soul. Don't worry about the oil. Japanese oil is apparently better and healthy then American oil. And I believe them. Do you see any fat Japanese people? Exactly. 



Oh look! What's this!? Friends? Good Friends who are undertaking this dining experience with me. Not like that bearded bastard who haven't wrote a post for a month. For that he doesn't get to write in the Verdict section. Power to the People!


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